![]() 10/17/2013 at 10:26 • Filed to: asshats | ![]() | ![]() |
Today's lame excuse for crazy-fast speeds on public roads comes out of Pekin, Illinios. Cops clocked 26-year-old Adam Lester going 140 mph over the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! - because he really had to pee. He also really had to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , apparently. Maybe the 16-year-old girl clinging for dear life put too much pressure on his bladder?
Ah, the motorcylce asshat. After being cited for speeding three times in the last month, you'd think he would just give it up altogether. But if riding around with an underage girl 10 years younger is any indication, this guy is a professional asshat. Allegedly.
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This dude really needs to stop trolling high schools.
If your "date" has a curfew, YOU NEED TO FIND AN OLDER GIRLFRIEND.
![]() 10/17/2013 at 10:33 |
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I can just hear him now:
"But she's like, so hot!"
What an asshat.
![]() 10/17/2013 at 10:44 |
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"She's so mature for her age, man, you wouldn't understand."
![]() 10/17/2013 at 10:51 |
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"We're like a modern day Romeo and Juliet. Only, I had to pee - and it was past her bedtime."
![]() 10/17/2013 at 10:57 |
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The guy should be run through the ringer. I don't really care if he was riding his bike that fast (even at that speed it's less hazardous to other drivers than a sedan traveling 60 MPH energy wise) but the fact he did it with a passenger. Feel free to remove yourself from the gene pool, but you shouldn't be trying to take a stupid 16 year old girl with you.
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Isn't the legal age 18 in the US? Hmm.
![]() 10/17/2013 at 12:01 |
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"Thats what I like about High School girls. I get older, and they stay the same age."
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Oh!!! OH!!! CHOOSE OPTION 6!!! YOU"LL GET AWAY WITH IT AND IT"LL BE HILARIOUS!!!! CHOOSE IT!!!!! CHOOOSE